January 13, 2002
HEY BIG DADDY!
That's all it's been.
SEVEN WEEKS since I first published this site to the online community.
You know what?
The online community WANTS YOU TO SEND ME MY GOODIES!
I'm NOT KIDDING!
Praises galore for TobyD's totally insane universe.
(NOT for TOBYD, mind you. Just for her universe.)
We need to hook up, babe!
Out in the REAL WORLD!
Get this party REALLY ROLLIN'!
My universe is gettin' kinda BORING.
I need new STUFF.
So what do ya say, BIG DADDY?
GIVE ME A MESSAGE!
GIVE ME A SIGN!!
GIVE ME A SMOKE SIGNAL!!!
GIVE ME SOMETHING!!!
Your FANS want MORE!
This is NOT FOR ME!!
This is FOR THEM!!!
Don't tell me.
Not after after ALL THIS!
Not after ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER!!
This is HORRIBLE!
HEAVEN HAVE MERCY ON US ALL!
You really are a chicken.
That's pretty f'ing pathetic, babe.
I never would have DREAMED that was the case.
Not from a MANLY MAN LIKE YOU!!!
You can bench-press -- what -- FIVE of me?
Yet you're too chicken to take me on.
I'm thinking you should have A WORD OR TWO with that
LITTLE CHICKEN BUTT of yours after you've seen what is