VinDieselFandemonium
The Fast and the Furious
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH... THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS. THIS ONE'S MY FAAAVVVORITE!!! Um, Mr. Diesel? All I have to say is...  ...you KINDA left yourself WIDE OPEN for some SERIOUS SH** with this one, huh?! (In more ways than one if what I've read is correct.) The question NOW is -- are you ready to take some sh** -- FROM ME?  I'd say that's a BIG FAT F'ING YES, wouldn't you? | | |
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Quick side note here before I get to it -- Y'know, I really do hope this man has a sense of humor!!! Cuz if he doesn't, then I'll be updating this site from my jail cell. Hey -- do they let you have computers in jail? Quick side note to the quick side note -- You know, I'm not entirely joking about this either! I'm sitting here at my computer, it's 1:17 a.m., and I can't stop giggling at the absurdity of it all because I am SERIOUSLY CONCERNED about him actually READING THIS and getting PISSED OFF! How pathetic is THAT? He doesn't pay any attention to us! He's too busy being famous to do that, right? He doesn't REALLY hop online and visit his fan sites and lurk in the chat rooms and he doesn't REALLY have "spies" on the mailing lists and in the clubs and groups. DOES HE? Because that is the premise behind this whole damn thing. We think he does -- he knows he doesn't. RIGHTRIGHTRIGHT?! GOD SOMEONE TELL ME I'M RIGHT BECAUSE I F'ING CALLED THIS MAN A CHICKEN! AND I AM ABOUT TO DO WORSE THAN THAT! I'M ABOUT TO TOTALLY RAG ON ONE OF HIS FILMS! YIKES! | | |
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Hold on just one sec while my rational self dukes it out with my fandemonium self and I get my bearings in the REALWORLD back. PHEW!!! SHAKEITOFF!!! HE'SNOTREADINGTHIS!!! HEWILLNEVERKNOWYOUCALLEDHIMCHICKEN!!! OKAY!!! I'm grounded again! Thanks. I needed that. So what do you say? You ready to get "Fast and Furious"? Cuz they sure are....  ALLRIGHTYTHEN!!! YOU ASKED FOR IT!!! "The Fast And The Furious" Copyright 2000 Universal Studios  | | |
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