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WELCOME TO HELL!
















And I mean that in the friendliest of ways, of course!



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Get ready, folks, because you have just entered a web
site that will take you on a totally bizarre and twisted
journey around the life and times of Mr. Vin Diesel.

IT IS HERE THAT NOTHING IS SACRED!!!

IT IS HERE THAT NOTHING MEANS EVERYTHING...

AND EVERYTHING MEANS NOTHING!

ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE!




I'm trying to be dark and mysterious.

Did it work?




Let me advise that you turn your sarcasm AND
absurdity acceptance gauges way up to "ultra major
extreme levels" prior to venturing any further.

THIS SITE IS NOT LIKE OTHER FAN SITES!!!
I WANT YOU TO ENJOY YOURSELF WHILE YOU
ARE HERE SO PLEASE READ EVERYTHING
BELOW EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW
EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING ALREADY!

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Some of this is information you may already know.
What's important to understand is HOW I'M USING THESE THINGS AT THIS SITE!!!

"Mouse-over" here means that when you move your "mouse over" a picture, a small text box will pop up.
There is important commentary in the text box. This commentary can be ABOUT the picture (a comment on
the image itself or what it says) or FROM the picture (to be read as the person in the picture is speaking).

Here is an example of what I mean.

Move your mouse pointer over the picture and read what pops up in the text box.

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Yeah, he's a bit confused, too, but it's really pretty simple. SEE WHAT I MEAN!!! Simple.

Please note: the movie coverboxes are the only pictures with links and they link to the film's official web site.



This site is A STORY. Just like in a BOOK (remember books? pages in a binding -- ink, all that?)
READ EVERYTHING ON EVERY PAGE AND READ IT TOP TO BOTTOM, LEFT TO RIGHT!
YOU ARE NOT DONE WITH A PAGE UNTIL YOU CAN SCROLL NO FURTHER!!!
Even if there's a big black VOID on the page, keep scrolling down.
The VOID is used for emphasis on a point I'm trying to make.
Consider it a "pause" of sorts.



There are also "rhetorical either/or links" throughout this site that look something like this:
"If you want to see X, click THIS. But if you want to see Y, click THAT."
It's VERYVERYVERY important that you GO SEE THEM ALL!!!



Some of what I say here is serious but A LOT MORE of what I say here is humorous.
I think everything is relevant and I heard there was a point somewhere.
Please let me know if and when you find it.



MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL -- remember to LAUGHLAUGHLAUGH!
Laugh at ME, laugh at YOU, and laugh at MR. VIN DIESEL!
It really is o.k. to laugh at him, y'know!
He won't hear you.
I PROMISE!!!



If you have a page that loads "with errors", REFRESH THE PAGE!
That may mean the "mouse-over" didn't load correctly.

Any melt downs, broken links, or major problems with the site, please email me at the address below.










ALLRIGHTYTHENENOUGHOFTHEBULLSH**!!!

What do you say we GET THIS PARTY GOING!?!

Time to move on to MY VERSION of Mr. Vin Diesel's life to date.

Also known as the...


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