WELCOME TO HELL!
And I mean that in the friendliest of ways, of course!
Get ready, folks, because you have just entered a web
site that will take you on a totally bizarre and twisted
journey around the life and times of Mr. Vin Diesel.
IT IS HERE THAT NOTHING IS SACRED!!!
IT IS HERE THAT NOTHING MEANS EVERYTHING...
AND EVERYTHING MEANS NOTHING!
ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE!
I'm trying to be dark and mysterious.
Did it work?
Let me advise that you turn your sarcasm AND
absurdity acceptance gauges way up to "ultra major
extreme levels" prior to venturing any further.
THIS SITE IS NOT LIKE OTHER FAN SITES!!!
I WANT YOU TO ENJOY YOURSELF WHILE YOU
ARE HERE SO PLEASE READ EVERYTHING
BELOW EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW
EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING ALREADY!
Some of this is information you may already know.
What's important to understand is HOW I'M USING THESE THINGS AT THIS SITE!!!
"Mouse-over" here means that when you move your "mouse over" a picture, a small text box will pop up.
There is important commentary in the text box. This commentary can be ABOUT the picture (a comment on
the image itself or what it says) or FROM the picture (to be read as the person in the picture is speaking).
Here is an example of what I mean.
Move your mouse pointer over the picture and read what pops up in the text box.
"It's Not My Fault!"
"I Blame You Diesel!"
"TobyD Reigns Supreme"
"Sex, Chicken, and the Penis"
"TobyD's Itchy Butt"
"TobyD's Mouse With A Broken Tail"
"Beware The Ogres"
"Unhappy People That Can't Uncork Their Anus Need NOT Apply."