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PSEUDOPSYCHOKINDOFABIOGRAPHYOFMR.VINDIESEL AKA -- "CAUSAL RELATIONSHIPS AND THE 'X' CAUSES 'Y' FACTOR" Mr. Diesel was born some time ago. (x) He shaves his head. (y) He is a director, writer, actor, and producer. (x) Well, SOMEONE shaves his head. (y) He is considered one of Hollywood's sexiest male stars and is expected to continue his rise up the proverbial stardom ladder unimpeded. (x/y) He is reportedly earning $10,000,000.00 for his role in the upcoming film "XXX". (x/y) Mr. Diesel has developed a very large online fan base. (x/y) By running a search on the "topic", one can easily find every available online picture of Mr. Diesel as well as fan sites dedicated to the man and his flourishing career. These fan sites can/do include message boards, clubs, mailing lists, chat rooms, sound bites, and let's not forget the always enjoyable XXX-rated fan fiction. (x/y) Did I mention that he shaves his head? (x/y) And where the hell are those sheep shears I used in High-School? (y) | | |
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 ***Aside*** The XXX-rated fan fiction does not NECESSARILY have anything to do with Mr. Diesel's upcoming role in the film "XXX". AND I CANNOT EMPHASIZE ENOUGH THAT YOU SHOULD NEVEREVEREVER RUN A SEARCH FOR THE FILM "XXX". However, running a search on the film "Triple X" or "(Triple) XXX" is not QUITE as terrifying. ***End Aside*** Yes, folks, that did say "CAUSAL". NOT "CASUAL". It was NOT misspelled. I REALLY DO KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE! Yupyupyup. I do. Sorta. In all honesty -- there are times when I don't have a clue what the f' I'm doing. I'm only HUMAN, y'know. If I ever had whatever-level-of-interaction with Mr. Diesel, I wouldn't know what the hell to do. HEY! What do you say we examine that idea a bit further, huh? OOOOOOOHHHHYEAH! That sounds like a RIPE ONE! Ripe enough to warrant a visit to...  | | |
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