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DAMN IT ALL TO HELL IT IS NOT MY FAULT!

I have yet to see this film as well.

*sigh*
















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YO DIESEL!!!

I BLAME YOU FOR THIS!!!

I SWEAR YOU'RE HOLDIN' OUT ON ME, OLD MAN!




***HEY MR. DIESEL!***

When you send me that copy of "Multi-Facial" can you toss in a copy of "Strays" too!?
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE?


(Oh man -- I forgot! I called him "chicken", didn't I?! Damn! Do you think that will have a negative impact on my chances
of actually getting copies of the movies? Because he didn't seem too thrilled about it. In fact, he looked rather -- annoyed.)



















In all honesty, I find it extremely difficult to say anything about a film I've not seen. And there really are more than enough fan sites out there in the world of 1's and 0's that already have all of the available pictures and information about the film. Nothing I could possibly say would be any different from what is already out there.

As it is against my religion to be the same as everyone else, I can't do that.

BUT I can comment plenty on something else that sort of relates to MY idea of what the movie is about.

Kind of in a "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" sort of way.

Well, MAYBE it's a stretch, BUT -- as yoga teaches us -- stretching is very good for you!




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Wanna know MY message to the world?

NO!?!?!???????

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN -- NO!?!?!?

Are you trying to tell me that until my stupid picture ends up on some stupid poster that gets scanned onto some stupid web site and then is passed around the stupid internet -- are you saying that UNTIL THAT TIME --
MY message to the world isn't WORTHY of mention?

WELLBULLPUCKYONTHATM'F'ER!

It's true -- most people don't give a rat's butthole what some petty little person like me might have to say.

I'm not important enough.

The irony of it all is that you can't get to be important enough to warrant attention without having something to say, and you can't have something to say that warrant's attention until you're important enough.

I mean, you can talk all you want, but most people will just ignore you or push you aside. It's one of those incredibly irritating things about human nature. It makes me want to stand up in front of the world and shout out at the top of my lungs "I MAY NOT BE RICH AND I MAY NOT BE FAMOUS AND I MAY NOT LOOK OR ACT OR THINK EXACTLY LIKE THE REST OF YOU MORONS -- BUT I AM DAMN INTELLIGENT AND I MAY JUST HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY THAT IS IMPORTANT SO YOU NEED TO SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME YOU DOG TURDS!"

Anyone else out there ever feel that way? So totally unimportant and invisible that you just want to scream? So completely transparent or repulsive to all those "normal people" around you that you just give up on it and end up losing sight of your true self in the process? I can relate to that unhealthy vibe. Most women can.

Yupyupyup. I called mine the ogre. What do you call your husband?




PLEASE DON'T GET ME WRONG!

It isn't necessarily your spouse that causes that feeling. And it isn't just MEN making WOMEN feel that way. ANYONE can make ANYONE ELSE feel that way. I know for a fact that men can and do feel just as unhappy, unimportant, and dissatisfied as women. ALL PEOPLE DO. I would suspect that even Mr. Vin Diesel, at some point in time during his life, has felt that negative, "I'm not important enough and no one will listen to me" vibe.

It is merely the world we live in -- and we each have to fight our own battle in order to be heard.

Mr. Vin Diesel wasn't BORN rich and famous, y'know. He had to EARN that.

He had to EARN his right to have something to say.


















































And EARN IT, he DID!


















































In his own way, of course.

















































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So do you really think he punched all those people in the face?

That would certainly explain the number of plastic surgeons in California.

NOT to imply that ANYONE could ever dislike him!!!

NopeNopeNope.

That could NEVER happen.

But I honestly can't say that I would like someone that would do something like that.

It just doesn't seem like the best way to make friends.

And an even worse way to keep them.

Can't recommend it.

















































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YIKES!!!

BACK OFF BUDDY!!!

I LIKE YOU!!! I LIKE YOU!!! I SWEAR I DO!!!




(eventhoughyouareachicken)





DUDE -- I'M KIDDING! SHEESH! CALM DOWN!
JUST TRYING TO MAKE A POINT HERE!
NOTHING PERSONAL!
REALLY!




ANYWAY, if there's anyone out there that might be curious about what MY MESSAGE TO THE WORLD IS --

please click here

Everyone else -- please feel free to continue on with the tour of the Filmography of the $10,000,000.00 man.

Saving Private Ryan





"STRAYS"
Copyright 2001 One Race Productions
(WHICH IS RUN BY MR. VIN DIESEL)
(AKA. THE DVD LOVIN' FREAK!)
(Dude, you just suck.)

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