IT IS NOT MY FAULT!!!
I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MOVIE.
SERIOUSLY IT'S NOT MY FAULT! Just like every other VDFandemoniac, I've TRIED to see this film!
Personally, I think it's all Mr. Vin Diesel's fault.
Yupyupyup, ALL his fault.
I'll tell you WHY IT'S HIS DAMN FAULT!
Because it's HIS damn movie, so I guess it's HIS damn fault that the damn thing's not out at the video store.
AND -- the only copies that I've been able to locate at Amazon are on DVD!
I'm dirt f'ing poor, dude! I built this whole damn site with a 56K modem and a mouse with a broken tail, for God's sake! And here you are running around thinking we all have damn DVD players! What are you doing to me, man?
I'll tell ya how you can make it up to me, though! You can send me my very own VHS copy! THEN I can watch it and put up all kinds of crazy commentary and sarcastic meanderings about your very first film!
I JUST DARE YA to send me a copy and let me and my deranged wit take a crack at it!
(HEY! Do you think he'll bite? I mean, do you think he's the type to react when someone calls him a chicken?
WELL HELL! LET'S JUST FIND OUT! And I PPPRRROOOMMMIIISSSEEE to let you know if he does!)
WHAT DO YOU SAY BIG DADDY?
ARE YOU WILLING TO SEND ME A COPY SO I CAN REVIEW IT?
OR ARE YOU.......CHICKEN?!?!?!
Um, MAYBE I shouldn't have called him a chicken.
Yeah, I would have to say that calling him chicken wasn't such a great idea.
I think I'm gonna get the hell outta here before he get's really pissed off.
DEFINITELY time to vacate the area!
You comin' with?
For Copyright Info --->>> ASK MR. VIN DIESEL!
HE SHOULD KNOW!!! IT IS HIS MOVIE AFTER ALL!
Written, Directed, Produced, Starring,
AND UNAVAILABLE ON VHS BY
MR. VIN DIESEL!!!